
You think you know the story.
Five friends set out for a weekend at a remote cabin in the woods, expecting nothing more than fun and relaxation. As night falls, they discover that something far more unsettling is at work and that nothing about their getaway is what it seems.
- 6.6
- 2012
- Released
- 1h 35m

Kristen Connolly
Dana Polk
Fran Kranz
Marty Mikalski
Chris Hemsworth
Curt Vaughn
Jesse Williams
Holden McCrea
Anna Hutchison
Jules Louden
Richard Jenkins
Richard Sitterson
Bradley Whitford
Steve Hadley
Amy Acker
Wendy Lin
Brian J. White
Daniel Truman
Sigourney Weaver
The Director
Tim DeZarn
Mordecai
Tom Lenk
Ronald The Intern
Greg Zach
Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain
Dan Payne
Matthew Buckner
Jodelle Ferland
Patience Buckner
Maya Massar
Mother Buckner
Nels Lennarson
Clean Man
Rukiya Bernard
Labcoat Girl
Peter Kelamis
Demo Guy
Adrian Holmes
Demo Guy
Chelah Horsdal
Demo Girl
Terry Chen
Operations Guy
Heather Doerksen
Accountant
Patrick Sabongui
Elevator Guard
Phillip Mitchell
Lead Guard
Naomi Dane
Japanese Floaty Girl
Ellie Harvie
Military Liaison
Patrick Gilmore
Werewolf Wrangler
Brad Dryborough
Chem Department Guy
Emili Kawashima
Japanese Frog Girl
Aya Furukawa
Japanese School Girl
Maria Go
Japanese School Girl
Serena Akane Chi
Japanese School Girl
Abbey Imai
Japanese School Girl
Marina Ishibashi
Japanese School Girl
Miku Katsuura
Japanese School Girl
Alicia Takase Lui
Japanese School Girl
Jodi Tabuchi
Japanese School Girl
Sara Taira
Japanese School Girl
Alyssandra Yamamoto
Japanese School Girl
Richard Cetrone
Werewolf/Merman
Phoebe Galvan
Sugarplum Fairy
Simon Pidgeon
Dismemberment Goblin
Matt Phillips
Dismemberment Goblin
Terry Notary
The Clown (uncredited)


Released
en
$30,000,000.00
$71,038,838.00
- #giant snake
- #school party
- #motorcycle crash
- #abandoned house
- #woods
- #marijuana
- #cabin
- #apocalypse
- #zombie
- #werewolf
- #creature
- #cabin in the woods
- #video wall
- #speaker phone
- #young adult
- #college student
- #lovecraftian
Reviews

**The following is a long-form review that I originally wrote in 2012.** Jesus Christ. What just happened to my brain? I was worried that _Cabin in the Woods_ was gonna be a letdown, ‘cause I had built it up so much in my head, and it seemed such a ridiculous concept that it would have been nearly impossible to pull off flawlessly. And maybe it won’t go to join the ranks of my favourite film
This is another one of those movies where I cannot understand why so many people give it so high scores. Sure it’s not a really bad movie but, personally, I found it only moderately good. I’m not sure whether the movie was intended to be scary or funny or both. It wasn’t very funny though and only moderately scary. It has been presented as a not-your-usual-teenage-slasher-horror movie. Well, it s
Finally got around to The Cabin in the Woods. 8/10, great fun. A Joss Whedon-(co)written (also co-written and directed by Drew Goddard, who wrote Cloverfield) take on an old horror staple in which 5 stereotypical teenagers (an academic, a jock, a stoner, a slut and a "nice" girl) venture out into the woods for a dirty weekend. It's no spoiler to say that these unfortunate young naïfs appear to hav
Hilarious and frightened: shaken, not stirred. Great movie, one of the best in this "genre" for quite a while.











