
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
- 5.8
- 2023
- Released
- 1h 52m

Bert Kreischer
Bert
Mark Hamill
Albert
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert
Stephanie Kurtzuba
LeeAnn
Nikola Đuričko
Igor
Iva Babić
Idina
Martyn Ford
Sponge
Robert Maaser
Alexei
Jess Gabor
Sasha
Rita Bernard-Shaw
Ashley
Oleg Taktarov
Train Igor
Amelie Child-Villiers
Tatiana
Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'
Fedor
Jovan Savić
Irina's Father
Marko Nedeljković
Young Igor
Set Sjöstrand
Vanya
Mercedes De La Cruz
Teacher
Vladimir Gvojić
Train Banditti
Aleksandar Dragutinovic
Train Banditti
Đorđe Simić
Big John
Brian Caspe
Therapist
Ivana Antonijevic
Dog Owner
Miodrag Dragičević
DJ
Milena Predić
Igor's Wife
Andrija Nikčević
Scared Young Man
Tea Wagner
Madison
Dobrila Stojnić
Old Lady Villager






















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