Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill.
Affable hit man Melvin Smiley is constantly being scammed by his cutthroat colleagues in the life-ending business. So, when he and his fellow assassins kidnap the daughter of an electronics mogul, it's naturally Melvin who takes the fall when their prime score turns sour. That's because the girl is the goddaughter of the gang's ruthless crime boss. But, even while dodging bullets, Melvin has to keep his real job secret from his unsuspecting fiancée, Pam.
- 5.9
- 1998
- Released
- 1h 31m
Mark Wahlberg
Melvin Smiley
Lou Diamond Phillips
Cisco
Christina Applegate
Pam Shulman
China Chow
Keiko Nishi
Avery Brooks
Paris
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Vince
Bokeem Woodbine
Crunch
Elliott Gould
Morton Shulman
Lainie Kazan
Jeanne Shulman
Robin Dunne
Gump
Danny Smith
Video Store Kid
Sab Shimono
Jiro Nishi
Lela Rochon
Chantel
Released
en
$13,000,000.00
$27,007,143.00
- #dark comedy
- #bungee-jump
- #video store
- #kosher
- #stealing a car
- #night vision goggles
- #suitcase full of money
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I'm beginning to think that nobody on this site has a sense of humor or a brain. This movie is a parody of the rash of all too serious hitman and gangster movies of the nineties, specifically John Woo. You aren't supposed to take anything about this movie seriously. Everything about this movie is mocking the genre including editing, action scenes and continuity. Think Pootie Tang meets t
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